My son wants to become a girl????? HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP HELP?

Question

Hello my name is Betty. I work at 'Ladyboys Downtown Brothel' you may have heard of it; it's very popular. Yes this may seem irrelevent, and as much as I hate sharing my personal life with you, it is important for this question.

Aaaaanyway so I was sitting with my 12 children last night and my 9 year old son Goliath said he wants to become a girl. He was in hysterics about it.

How can my 9 year old want a sex change or become a 'ladyboy' as he said? It is certainly NOT NOT NOT the kind of career choice I would choose for my children. I am a respectable man called Archibald (whilst my career identity is Betty) and my kids have no idea that I'm a ladyboy. I only VERY RARELY have intercourse at home, and in as much silence as possible. Being a ladyboy is just my job IT DOESN'T DEFINE ME but I'm in complete shock at my son's revelation. Help please x

Answer 1

Hi Betty/Archibald, I read your question with deep interest, the only solution I can see is the tried and tested German method of persuasion called 'beatingfastrum'

To achieve the best results, you must thrash the boy with something hard, yet flexible, like bamboo.

Beat the boy daily until this silly obsession is totally from his mind !

On an unrelated note, could you give me directions to your place of employment ?

Answer 2

This is a joke right? 12 kids, one of which is named Goliath who is age 9 and wants to be a lady, who's 'mom' is a "respectable man called Archibald." Really?

On the off-chance that this is for real the only good answer here is GET IN TO ANOTHER LINE OF WORK AND RAISE A FAMILY. If the kid still wants to be a woman, love him anyway.

Jesus.

Answer 3

Well at 9 he is probably just saying something he might have just picked up from school or tv, and at first thought he was being funny but then got a bit carries away. He can't know what it means exactly, but if by some way he is serious then find the time to talk to him. There's nothing wrong if he really does believe he is a girl, he will want your help and support. Good luck!

Answer 4

One. Maybe you shouldn't work in a brothel then that's like that. It's probably effecting your children that you probably had with every customer.



Let him be what he wants to be. It's his life. Even if you don't let him now he'll either not like you, move out when hes older or/and just do it anyways when hes older.



Grow the **** up.

Answer 5

To all the other answers: yes it is his life but he can't choose by himself until he's 18...



If you don't want your son to do that then dont let him. You can't stop your children from doing stuff after they turn 18 but you can try your hardest to teach them what and what not to do. I would come up with some good reasons and try to convince him

Answer 6

You should talk to him about he might have his reasons and the best thing you can do is help him through this because he might get bullied and all that kind of stuff but you need to be there for him no matter what he is nobody can judge him for who he is and it's not your fault this is happening you just need to talk to your son about it.

i hope i helped good luck and be strong!!

Answer 7

lmfao i needed a good laugh, just tell him to tuck it between his legs and call himself Geraldine!

Answer 8

better scare him straight tell him wat happens to gay people in prison lol

Answer 9

dafuq did i just read