Has your child ever made an awesome comeback?

Question

Do you play fight/insult with your kids? (Older kids obviously, since little kids probably can't tell you're joking)

My daughter has lame comebacks. I told her I had a headache that was almost 15 years old and she said "Yeah and mine's 33 years old." You can't repeat what the other person said.

Answer 1

My hubby and stepson were arguing over a rugby game a few weeks back.

Hubby- 'what are you, an idiot?'

Son- 'i am your son.'

Hubby- 'that's up for debate.'

Son- 'yeah, that's what mum said.'

Hubby- 'what?'

Son- 'you heard.'

Hubby- 'what?'

Son- 'are you deaf? I said you heard.'

Hubby- 'you'll be hearing my fist in your ear if you don't watch it.'

Son- 'aaahahahahaha hearing your fist? does it have a mouth?'



It went on like this for about half an hour. It was very entertaining for me and my daughter.

Answer 2

"i'm useful he would be complete by the point he's in a position to circulate to varsity" - suggested with a wink. that's rediculously exaggerated, yet may additionally help because of fact it shows you're useful adequate to humorous tale approximately your selection. Being mild hearted comes throughout the time of extra beneficial than performing shielding because you sense compelled. yet till now my youngsters reached the only-year mark, I observed to those that the AAP recommends breastfeeding for no less than a year. I felt mushy being subsidized by technology, and an excellent variety of human beings truly don't recognize the advice. on occasion it opens the door to a academic communication. As your toddler grows right into a baby, how a lot of human beings easily need to additionally recognize he remains breastfeeding? a baby would not nurse as much as a toddler. maximum of their nutrients comes from different components, and that they are in a position to understand not on time gratification. there is truly no ought to nurse a baby in public, so plenty fewer human beings on your existence will must recognize which you're nonetheless nursing.

Answer 3

Well.....my son is only 3, but he made a very cute comeback, but not to be a "smart mouth". I was at the store with him and he wanted this firetruck that made lots of noise. He already has three of them that make the same kinds of noises. I said to him "if I buy you that, daddy will shoot me". He looked at me with a confused look and said "daddy don't have a gun".

Answer 4

I once overheard my daughter (who is in the 5th percentile for height) tell a boy who called her short, "Yeah, that's right. So you better watch out, or I'll bite your kneecaps off."



Also, I realize that the average adult wouldn't find this funny, but my son favors the nick-name 'fart face' for his little sister, which pisses her off so, of course, he calls her that whenever possible. "What's that, Fart Face? You want the remote? Okay, here it is, Fart Face. Pick a good show now, Farty!"



I find it pretty difficult to keep a straight face. Yep, I have the sense of humor of an 8yo boy. Cool.

Answer 5

Tell her to hang out with cool kids. They usually have some good ones :P