I've skimmed through this - some of you appear to be sensible and rational, and some of you seem to be utterly loopy! Have you forgotten how cruel children can be, and their fascination with rhyming combinations? Smelly Ellie, Matty the fatty etc etc. Perhaps I'm biased (and bitter) - my name has about 30 rhyming combinations. Yes I am aware that my name rhymes with snail. Yes I've heard it a million times. No you're not original or funny. I've been aware of this since I was 4.
Parents, parents...... remember something. One day your child WILL grow up. They will have to get a job - so be kind and bless them with a name which won't make prospective employers burst out laughing when they read their CV, and pass it round the office so everyone else can have a giggle, and smirk and judge and ask "what were her parents smoking, is it legal, and where can I get some?". Whilst working in a supermarket, I've been witness to countless parents screaming at kids named Chardonnay (doubly confusing as the woman in question was also asking me about a bottle of white wine - true story), Chelsea, and most bizarre of all, twins Vanilla and Cinnamon. i had to stuff my fist in my mouth and walk away very quickly so I could go an share the joke with my colleagues out the back. If you give your kids daft names, and you say them aloud in public, people will laugh at you and pity your children.
And is there even any point trying to be individual, and come up with 'unique' spellings for your child's name? When they receive birthday cards from their classmates, your child will receive a bunch of cards with various attempts at spelling it, of which only 2 out of 30 will be correct. When your child is older, they'll want to adjust it anyway. Take Victoria: Vic, Vicky, Vickie, Vikki, Tors, Ria. Or Elizabeth. Liz, Lizzy, Lizzie, Eliza, Beth. Let your child find their identity - don't try to impress it on them.